IC Merch
We have a small assortment of Inconspicuous Consumption products. Would I like you to purchase some of them? Sure! But they’re mainly meant to be fun creative projects, not moneymakers. Just sharing them with you is satisfaction enough. Hope you enjoy seeing them as much as I’ve enjoyed creating them.
Inconspicuous Consumption T-Shirts
We have a the eternal Brannock Device featured on a bunch of different shirt designs. Some feature the words “Inconspicuous Consumption” (in either black lettering or white lettering, depending on the shirt color), while others feature a circle. Each design is offered in a broad range of colors, plus you can get hoodies, tank tops, and even onesies. All of these are available here.
The BOMP T-Shirt
The BOMP saga — a fascinating IC storyline from the summer of 2024 — has been immortalized on this shirt, which serves as a sort of secret password for IC readers. It’s available here.
Inconspicuous Consumption Caps
Use your head by wearing our exclusive caps featuring eternal Brannock Device. Offered in a range of styles (snapback, dad hat, baseball hat, trucker hat) and colors. They’re available here.
The Inconspicuous Consumption Coffee Mug
Enjoy that cup of joe (or tea, or whatever) the inconspicuous way with our 11-oz. mug. It has the basic “Brannock in a circle” logo on one side and the logo with the site name on the other side. It’s available here.
Inconspicuous Consumption Drinkware
We have IC pint glasses (shown above), rocks glasses, and a variety of tumblers and water bottles. They’re available here.
A Gift Subscription
Okay, so this isn’t an actual piece of merchandise, but purchasing a gift subscription to Inconspicuous Consumption is a great way to share your big enthusiasm for small details. And it’s a present for you as well, because you and the gift recipient will now able to discuss all the IC content! Use this button:
An Actual Brannock Device!
The Brannock Device is the Official Foot Measuring Tool of Inconspicuous Consumption, and IC readers can save 10% on one by using the checkout code INCONSPICUOUS. How cool is that? You can order yours here.
If you have ideas for other IC products, feel free to send your suggestions here. Thanks!