Unique Discount for Inconspicuous Consumption Readers
We have the perfect offer for you — and it’s available nowhere else but here.
As you may recall, last week I announced that the Brannock Device is now the Official Foot Measuring Tool of Inconspicuous Consumption. That news prompted an intriguing response from reader Tony McCosham, who commented, “Any chance for a discount code for a Brannock Device? I have four kids with constantly growing feet.” A few other readers seconded his request.
That hadn’t occurred to me, but it seemed like a fun idea, so I ran it by Brannock Device Co. president Tim Follett. And today I’m happy to announce that Inconspicuous Consumption readers can now get a 10% discount when purchasing a Brannock Device. That’s almost a $9 savings. To claim your discount, shop here and use the checkout code INCONSPICUOUS. This offer is good through the end of the year, and then we’ll re-evaluate it for 2025.
Of course, even if you don’t have kids with growing feet, a Brannock Device makes a swell conversation piece, a fine piece of home décor, a unique and thoughtful gift, and a great way to show your appreciation of all things inconspicuous. Every home should have one!
In case you’re wondering: I am not receiving a commission or kickback for any Brannock sales (nor would I accept such a payment if it were offered). I have no stake in this except to help spread the Brannock gospel. I hope IC readers will do likewise by taking advantage of this special offer. Enjoy!
(Big thanks to reader Tony McCosham for coming up with this idea, and to Brannock prexy Tim Follett for his continued goodwill, friendship, and partnership.)
Paul Lukas has been obsessing over the inconspicuous for most of his life, and has been writing about those obsessions for more than 30 years. You can contact him here.
Oh my Lord. When I saw this in my feed, I thought wouldn’t it be funny if this had to do with people getting their own personal Brannock devices. I should’ve known that would be the reality.
I say this in the most affectionate, complimentary way possible: this is some real Paul Lukas-ass shit. Haha. Paul, I hope writing IC has been as much fun for you as I imagine it has.