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John Vahey's avatar

I vote that all bumps be converted to bomps. It could be a WPA-like project to stimulate the economy (not that it needs it.) It would also provide an ancillary benefit for lexicographers, who have not yet, apparently, deemed "bomp" to be a word. It is too good a word to confine to one street. Especially harsh bomps should be indicated by the addition of an exclamation point.

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Paul Lukas's avatar

The exclamation point has been done: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BOMP!_Records

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Ebin Sandler's avatar

The culprit was no doubt a Bomp! Records fan.

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Ted Anthony's avatar

You have outdone yourself here.

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Anne Kadet's avatar

This is the best thing that ever happened ever.

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Paul Lukas's avatar

A fun NYC story — very Cafe Anne! Hope you don’t mind me muscling in on your beat. ;)

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Anne Kadet's avatar

The beat has no boundaries as you know, Mr. Lukas!

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Chris Erikson's avatar

I choose to believe that it's not a coincidence that a corrective road crew was sent out soon after your post, and that Inconspicuous Consumption spurred some head-knocking at City Hall.

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Paul Lukas's avatar

Honestly, that hadn't even occurred to me. Fun to think IC might have that much sway, but I think it's highly unlikely, if only because the original "Bomp" post didn't mention which block had been "Bomp"-ified, or even which neighborhood.

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Jayson Young's avatar

Long live BOMP. Gone but not forgotten.

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Gene Frey's avatar

A similar story. A long, long time ago, probably in the late 60s, someone painted RAY C SUCKS in huge letters in the PS 108 schoolyard. I lived next door to the school, and got a great view from my second floor window. They next day someone got to it and it then read BAY O BOOKS.

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Tony McCosham's avatar

Not sure if anyone else has commented, but I feel like these sign adjustments and worries of vandalism are the reason why NYC doesn’t use “hump” on the hundreds/thousands of signs in the city…

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Doug's avatar

Have you checked on Google Street View to see if the BOMP appears on the most recent shots? I'd be interested to see if it may have been there for weeks, months, or even years.

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Paul Lukas's avatar

The most recent GSV image, from June 2022, shows BUMP.

And remember, the worker I spoke with said that BOMP had been there for just a short while.

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Doug's avatar

I was wondering if perhaps the worker was just assuming that it had only been there a short while, or had only recently been discovered. I figured if "Bomp" had showed on an old GSV image it might confirm that the change was the result of your article.

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Paul Lukas's avatar

There's no way any of this is due to anything I've written, because I haven't mentioned the BOMP location, or even the neighborhood. I've only said that it's in Brooklyn.

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Michael Krashes's avatar

In Jamaica they call speed bumps sleeping policemen. Always loved that.

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Clint Wrede's avatar

Serendipity indeed.

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Alex Khalifa's avatar

“Bomp” is how Gru would say it.

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Dan Moriarty's avatar

What was the plan for how to execute the vandalism/art/inside joke project? :)

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Steven Dodell's avatar

I would suggest some electrical or duct tape.

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Paul's avatar

Just curious, but how much money did it coast the city to clean up this seemingly innocent graffiti? Maybe the resources could have been better used else where?

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TIm's avatar

Did someone comment before, “Who put the bomp in the bomp a bomp a bomp…?”

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Paul Lukas's avatar

Someone didn't read the original post about the "Bomp"! (See link in first graf of today's post.)

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