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Paul's avatar

This post is making me thirsty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMe7mlRv8UE

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Tyson's avatar

I must admit I was hesitant as s Uni Watch subscriber as to your new direction. I must say you've hooked me with these wonderful articles and will stay on as a paid subscriber. I can't wait for all the twists and turns(sorry) of your future musings. Thanks for making my day a little brighter and for providing some good food for thought(sorry, again)

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PTW's avatar

I was already going to pay for my subscription but you’ve “twisted” my arm just enough to do it today. Well played. As a Bachman devotee I salute today’s article.

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David Cline's avatar

The morphing of true pretzel twists into what we see now is reminiscent of shoulder stripes on football uniforms. They used to go all the way around the sleeves; then eventually they were more like dashes instead of stripes.

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Jonathan Fox's avatar

The purple Brannock Device is the kind of content I’m here for, Paul. I can’t stop giggling.

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Paul Lukas's avatar

Not into the pretzel analysis? ;)

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Jonathan Fox's avatar

I’m here for ALL of it. The Brannock device just hit me right this morning.

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Mike Engle's avatar

Damn, those aren’t “twists,” they’re drill bits!

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Ted Anthony's avatar

“The pretzel industry’s pre-extrusion days” is a phrase I shall cherish for days.

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Ron Marks's avatar

This is the kind of PREMIUM CONTENT I am here for!

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Dan H's avatar

I feel like I'm in a deep discussion with Jerry and George.

Paul--I'm in.

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Anne Kadet's avatar

Can you taste the difference? I bet you can!!!!

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John Chapman's avatar

Just want to call out the excellent phrase, "alternate pretzel-verse." Thank you for your continued creativity and specificity, Paul!

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Ebin Sandler's avatar

The word "twist" is inherently appealing to me in the context of snack food, and other people I would guess as well, which may account for its enduring (inaccurate) application to pretzel snacks. My kids call pretzels בייגלה (baigeleh), a word to my mind far more misleading than "twists."

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Rick Wessley's avatar

I'm still calling it Pretzel

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Rob Bru's avatar

Hards!

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Clint Wrede's avatar

I'm not a big pretzel fan, but when I was in the snack aisle at the grocery store the other day after reading this piece, I was sure to stop at the pretzel section and take note of the product nomenclature. Sure enough, lots of sticks labeled as twists.

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Marcus Halberstram's avatar

Paul has really made a career of being on the spectrum. It’s really inspiring to similar folks who have been told Asperger’s and the like are detriments.

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